My Resume

OBJECTIVE To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor for eight hours, occasionally looking attentive when approached by a superior. EDUCATIONSchool: Top notchMajor: Not ImportantGPA: Don’t Ask EMPLOYMENTNETWORK MANAGEMENT (9/96-Present) Produced daily itinerary of television programs to watch. Duties included changing channels, avoiding infomercials, and staying tuned after those messages.DEBT CONSOLIDATION (4/99-Present) Using [...]

51 steps to become a blogger

1. Find a free blogging service, such as www.blogger.com 2. Register a catchy yet philosophically deep name for your new blog: “lifesucks”; “All Things Me”; “Lifehacker”; “Playing With Matches”; “The Internet Slacker”, “I Stalk David Hasselhoff”. 3. Consider one of the many pre-made website templates offered by the blogging service, or one created by you. [...]

Over the last few weeks, I found myself highly incapable of creative expression of even the lowest order. I could almost deign to plagiarising inorder to fill up my blog. But, I find myself pretty normal now, and I expect that i’ll be back to writing here very soon.

My hidden talent ?

Your Hidden Talent You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.And while this may not seem big, it can be.It’s people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.You’re just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What’s Your Hidden Talent?

My ideal career?

Your Career Type: Enterprising You are engertic, ambitious, and sociable.Your talents lie in politics, leading people, and selling things or ideas. You would make an excellent: Auctioneer – Bank President – Camp DirectorCity Manager – Judge – LawyerRecreation Leader – Real Estate Agent – Sales PersonSchool Principal – Travel Agent – TV Newscaster The worst [...]

It rained!

It rained!

Mundane, yet arcane.

Back to college.Long hours on the net.Time spent at the expense of the new comers.Weirdest Sleep hours.Early morning lunches and supper at six.Pleasantly loud music.Longing for home.Mess food.Bunking classes.The deer and the buck.The frog and the snake.The cat and the dog.me and my cot.heaven.