Crying Fowl
The good news first. The bird flu is a hoax administered by officials conniving with Multi national drug companies or so the poultry owners believe. The health minister asks his country men to eat chicken without panic even though the flu may not be a hoax. Some others believe the hoax is a plan by the government to get chicken cheap for its guests. Meanwhile, the poultry farmers are ostensibly eating their own chicken in front of the cameras. It is generally believed that they eat only branded, packaged chicken. Meanwhile, one of my friends thinks that the flu is a curse on him from the gods for making a vaisya eat chicken.
The not so good news is that 17% of Indians have no worries at all, one ACNielsen survey shows. We are hardly worried about spiralling crime rates, an impending war , the ozone layer, the tigers, the hockey team, kokila ben, the lone olympic medal or even Dr.Subramaniam Swamy’s statements. It is well known that the damp squibs that were the budgets of the last few years have taken away the thrill out of speculative pre-budget buying. So, fewer people are now worried about the budgets. Gone are the days when the finance minister was the hero for a few days. Chief finance minister, Dr. Manmohan Singh( who was last seen taking lessons to better understand orders given in Italian) and the finance minister are closely working with the communists to make a list of proposals that have to be withdrawn a few days after the budget.
The bad news is that the Indian cricket team has won, and very convincingly, the series against Pakistan in Pakistan. What this means is that for the sake of everlasting peace in the Indian sub-continent, India has to lose its next home series against Pakistan. Meanwhile, a shariat court in India has ordered the death of a cartoonist and is working on a draft letter of admiration to M.F. Hussain, in exchange for ‘artistic’ pictures. The court is offering 51 crore rupees to anyone beheading the danish cartoonist and another 51 crores to Mr. hussain to encourage the artistic values in the community.
Some Pakistani Clergy also issued a Fatwa against the cartoonist….guess wat ” The 102nd way to become a crorepati”
guess we are also part of the 17%. hell, i think the entire insti is
and btw i think i need ur help again. what is the password for my tagboard???
@ Rahul
The password is something u have registered with. know wot.. I forgot my password too
so I removed the tag board frm my blog. 
And abt ur previous thing… I dont exactly understand how you want that shield like thing to be put up on ur page. will try to put it up. try to tell me how exactly u want it.
“Some others believe the hoax is a plan by the government to get chicken cheap for its guests…”
I read news somewhere that junta are selling chicken for Rs.20/kg.
I think ppl in godav can look fwd to free chicken in “veg biryani” compared to free frogs served today
Why would the government wanna ruin the lives of thousands of workers. esp when Cong Governments are in place both in Maharashtra and the centre. Nice Conspiracy theory Zero Logic!
Really nice Blog you’ve. So much variety that it can never be classified. Keep up the good work.
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@prahalathan what is so divine about the congress govt.s ? no govt. would do that.
and specialization is for insects. I refuse to be classified.
omg! frogs :O
[:D]
and hehe good one on the india-pak peace pact!
and it is soo much fun watching a match with pakistanis! We had like some 100 ppl desi and paki in the same hall, watchin live matches on weekends! pure fun!
and nice pick on manmohan’s comprehending-italian skills, too!
I HEART INDIAN CRICKET TEAM!! WIN OR LOOSE, WE SURE DO ROCK!
ps.i lost my interest in cartoons now. NOT COOL!
one of my friends thinks that the flu is a curse on him from the gods for making a vaisya eat chicken.
That really ripped me off dude =))
loved it..
one of your best posts yet..
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