Eternal sunshine rots the orange clockwork
He: Got your profile while searching for Chaos theory enthusiasts on Orkut…
Me: tell me more.
He: I read bout Chaos in Jurassic Park about 7 years ago … wondered whether it was real science … found James Gleick’s book … then read, read, read … like mad …
Then went crazy over Neural Networks next …
My dream is to study a “Neural Network for Controlling Random Walks in Phase Space”
Just made that title up
Me: awesome! Now tell me why you added me.
He: Coz u r an agnostic atheist who likes Vernon God Little?
Me: hmm. Ok. tell me how you like my display pic.
He: Display pic???????????? How does that matter in any way?
Me: nothing. Just asking. Tell me.
He: u look like Saurabh Nanda from IITK … a little…
Me: who the f is Saurabh Nanda?
Me: Do you believe in life before death?
He: I believe in pigs before slime
He: Google for him…
Me: found him on orkut. But why him? Why the comparison?
He: Coz of the hair … and the attitude…
Me: Do you show deviant sexual Behaviour?
He: Sometimes I do…
He: But show more of deviant anarchist behavior…
He: If you are Toohey, I am Howard
Me: if you are Howard, I am Toohey.
Me: How perverted are you? On a scale of one to ten, I’m ten. Gandhi is nine. Kushwant Singh eight.
He: The ones at the bottom. Suffer least from a fall. By being below, I am above you all
Me: so. Is that one or ten?
He: You can rate me at 11. Nothing shocks me, surprises me or disgusts me
Me: A couple of weeks ago, Just before I had this frantic fetish with mood based profile descriptions, I shoved a hundred and a half people off my orkut friends list. Now, i’ve added you hardly knowing you. Tell me mundane stuff about yourself.
He: I am a food technologist; working in Intellectual Property …
I analyze patents from electronics, computers, business methods, medicine, biotech, everything EXCEPT food tech…
He: I wonder what our offspring would be like.
Me: Our offspring, i.e. yours and mine separately are likely to have the happiest childhood and a severely screwed up adult life.
He: You gave the right answer yet again.
Me: more mundane stuff. Which planet do you live on? The country, the city,
He: From Mumbai originally … am rotting in the hell-hole of Gurgaon from the past 9 months … it is supposed to be a “happening place” … but I don’t know who can say that in their right minds …
If Mumbai is the city that never sleeps, Gurgaon sleeps at 8:00 pm
Me: I hear you get a packet of bhang for one rupee. it true?
He: yes that’s true … saw the stuff on orkut …
dunno whether it was bhang or packaged gobar though …
both give an equal high anyway
Me: saw what on orkut?? Lead me there.
Both taste the same, though. it sells for seven bucks here.
He: Eternal sunshine rots the orange clockwork
Me: what the f was that?
He: Dude - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
and Clockwork Orange rolled into one hell of a movie
Me: who? Where? When?
He: No man - lets make it is what I mean
Me: oh. Crap. I get to write the dialogues.
He: No question about that man. U do the dialogues. I will supply the music with my electric guitar and Zoom 505 II guitar processor and the domestic amplifier…
Me: do we have a story?
He: What about this exchange of scraps?
Each exchange = one scene …
The movie will be more happening than Being Cyrus too
Me: That’ll be awesome. Just imagine… everything black and white. Except the lips and the eyes. Accentuated color. Red stoned eyes. Three characters. two of them are talking. one reads your scraps. one mine. The third one just stares.
who is this guy???
@ div… this is the whole conversation i had with him. I know only as much as you do.
who’s this Saurabh Nanda of IITK???
one helluva interesting conversation that
@ Harshie… google for him
Tht was hilarious…
very funny :))
@the unlikely genius:
This is way way way late. but if still didnt get who is Nanda:
Saurabh Nanda is talkative dude from IIT Kanpur. He was incharge of the Techkriti 2005 (Tech fest of IITK). Also went on a Korean trip as a summer exchange student during his thrid year.
Now he works for Eserve/evalueserve, which is into Intelectual property and patenting stuff. I assume the ‘he’ came to know of nanda there.
http://nandz.blogspot.com is Nanda’s blog.
Hope that helped.
@ sagaro . Gee sure helped. Thanks.
that’s me in the corner
that’s me in the spotlight
losing my religion
man…… i read it, the second time….. it looks even better now!!!
this was one of the craziest conversations i ever came across..
damn good keep rolling…