Plain. Plateau. Peak. Plain.
She: Hey…You have a dick right?
Me: *shocked* Of course, I do.
She: I hear you have a big one.
Me: *blush* I have a PhD, thank you.
She: *impressed* Oooh! you have a PhD! No wonder you have a big dick.
Me: *Confused* well.. yeah.
She: How come you have a PhD? you are only 21.
Me: What has age got to do with having a PhD? Of course there is a time too young for a PhD, but 21 is not it.
She: True. very true. Even Shashi Tharoor had a PhD at 21.
Me: *confused* How did you know that ?
She: It was in the papers. You don’t read the papers?
Me: *shocked* Well…er… I must’ve missed it.
She: You know I’m planning to go for an MBA, so wanted to use a dick to improve and prepare myself.
Me: *Disbelief* *Grin* *Disbelief* *wild grin* you can use mine.
She: Oh. But you have a big one.
Me: That a problem?
She: well… I’m a beginner and I intend to use it regularly. So, a small one will do.
Me: *sigh* There are many advantages with a big one.
She: ahaa! I will begin with a smaller one and move to the bigger ones later. I’ll definitely use yours then.
Me: *sigh**sigh* hmmm..
She: Which one do you suggest?
Me: huh?
She: Oxford or Cambridge ?
Me: *stunned* Oxford?
She: Yeah. Mom said Oxford beginners dictionary will be a good one. She said you would know better.
Me: umm..hmm..er.. Oxford is good. er.. I gotta rush. Talk to you later.
They tell me I’m perverted. I blame it on my ignorance.
P.S. Ever since I have started working, my managers have rubbed into me the tradition of noting “Key Takeaways” from any meeting/ conversation.
Here are my Key Takeaways from this:
- There are lazy folks around who can shorten “dictionary” to “dick”.
- PhD probably also stands for something other than Pretty Huge Dick.
well, would you believe some people! perverted it seems.
barf.
yours forever sthupitly.
P.S : that really wasn’t a real conversation, was it? *cringe*
=))
whoz to be Blamed for this…..
@ stupith
It is as real as you and I, if you were so inclined.
@ Krishna
My ignorance
v. funny.
real cool and funny..kewl..keep bloggin…
LOL!! And this really happened? Hope that girl doesn’t bump across your blog.
@ balaji, aravind Thank you. Visit again.
@ gayathri Hope she does
wouldn’t that be more fun?
HILARIOUS!!!
LOl..nice one.
mebbe u r not ignorant but just a bit too “innocent” to get the “subtelity”, if you know what i mean!
hey great entertainin conversation there.
@ Akshara, Alekhya… glad you like it
@ alchemist… No. I don’t know what you mean
lol….wht fun was tht ….gr8 write-up,huh?
And ya man,u do look perverted, dont you ,arent you…lol
khe khe khe khe khe
its great…..the funniest blog i’ve ever read…
seriously…she said that that many times and dint realise…she needs to learn few things…direct her to me…i ll give her a pun-words 101 class
lolz….
pretty funny one…
shit happens!!