She: Hey…You have a dick right?

Me: *shocked* Of course, I do.

She: I hear you have a big one.

Me: *blush* I have a PhD, thank you.

She: *impressed* Oooh! you have a PhD! No wonder you have a big dick.

Me: *Confused* well.. yeah.

She: How come you have a PhD? you are only 21.

Me: What has age got to do with having a PhD? Of course there is a time too young for a PhD, but 21 is not it.

She: True. very true. Even Shashi Tharoor had a PhD at 21.

Me: *confused* How did you know that ?

She: It was in the papers. You don’t read the papers?

Me: *shocked* Well…er… I must’ve missed it.

She: You know I’m planning to go for an MBA, so wanted to use a dick to improve and prepare myself.

Me: *Disbelief* *Grin* *Disbelief* *wild grin* you can use mine.

She: Oh. But you have a big one.

Me: That a problem?

She: well… I’m a beginner and I intend to use it regularly. So, a small one will do.

Me: *sigh* There are many advantages with a big one.

She: ahaa! I will begin with a smaller one and move to the bigger ones later. I’ll definitely use yours then.

Me: *sigh**sigh* hmmm..

She: Which one do you suggest?

Me: huh?

She: Oxford or Cambridge ?

Me: *stunned* Oxford?

She: Yeah. Mom said Oxford beginners dictionary will be a good one. She said you would know better.

Me: umm..hmm..er.. Oxford is good. er.. I gotta rush. Talk to you later.

They tell me I’m perverted. I blame it on my ignorance.

P.S. Ever since I have started working, my managers have rubbed into me the tradition of noting “Key Takeaways” from any meeting/ conversation.

Here are my Key Takeaways from this:

• There are lazy folks around who can shorten “dictionary” to “dick”.
• PhD probably also stands for something other than Pretty Huge Dick.