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Motherfuckers.
“Have you no shame sirs?” Greatbong asks the umpires, while Prem Panicker writes why Ponting should be banned. An interesting piece from an Australian newspaper. All said and done, if the BCCI had any shame, the Indian cricket team would be back in India by now. Your say?
Sweat and Toil
Being a poor man, I could not afford the broadband internet costs and so the service provider very kindly advised me to go for a much slower internet connection and not so kindly reminded me of the dues by stopping services for ten days. With help from friends and family, I have finally managed to [...]
Guest Shit: Birthday Gift.
A Hyper-cool birthday gift from Amrit Vatsa. Albeit, six months too late. For more and better shitoons, visit vatsap. I interviewed Amrit for Being a Blogger and he tells me how his blog helped him land dates, jobs and more.
Where you want it?
After watching this video, I whole-heartedly support Chennai Superstars in the ICL T20 tournament! Three Cheers to Chennai! JuJube!
Google is taking over my life
Google, in it’s various forms has taken over a large portion of my life and the internet. I try to list what google should do to completely take over my life. If the rumors of a GPhone are true, it needs to be good enough for me to discard the super-sexy Nokia N95 8GB. A [...]
Junk Mail.
I saw a piece of junk mail stuck to the door handle. I carried the envelope away from the front door and held it above the waste paper basket. I opened my hand, thereby allowing it to freely fall into the basket.
I touch myself.
I love myself; I want you to love me. When I feel down; I want you above me. I search myself; I want you to find me. I forget myself; I want you to remind me.I don’t want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself. Ooh I don’t want anybody else. Oh [...]
The Light
The light in my room was on. I decided that I didn’t need the light on any longer. I pressed the light switch thereby turning off the light.
10 Reasons Pot Is Better Than Alcohol
The laws currently on the books force adults to choose alcohol instead of marijuana when they seek to relax or socialize. Given alcohol is far more harmful than marijuana, this makes no sense whatsoever. Marijuana is the safest of all drugs. It is far safer to smoke a joint than to have a beer. Alcohol [...]
Black Eyed Peas in India
A million and a half years ago, BJ introduced me to this goes-great-with-grass number from the then unknown Black Eyed Peas called “The Elephunk Theme”. I took an immediate liking to it and it has since been a regular on my highlist. The Song, The Elephunk Theme This song was a bonus track on their [...]
