What do students (technically participants) of the “best business school” in India (maybe Asia-Pacific/world) do in their spare time? Of course, we come up with business plans to set the world on fire. Apart from that? We cook up alternate ways to change the world around us. Indeed, our latest plan is to go retro on the f word. We agree that this change is long overdue. It’s time to replace the little f with the BIG F – fornicate. Let’s mull for a moment about the pros and cons of the big F. Obvious con – too big, tough on the mouth. Another con – the Uncle f***er song just wouldn’t be the same. On the bright side, it will make you sound so much more sophisticated, thereby enhancing your “brand image”. Picture this, a teenage know-it-all walks up to you and shoots a question with strategically placed little fs. What do you do? Reply in kind? Take the more mature approach and scare him/her off with big words? How about a combination of the two? ” No I don’t know where the ’sh*t is going down’ motherfornicator”. So much more cooler, way more mature. Such grace, such coolth. I imagine the kings and queens of yore using the word. “Where art mine fornicating remote control motherfornicating servants?” I for one feel that even the bard would approve of this change.
Now, Fornicate off.